Replace every noun with the 7th noun after it in a dictionary. Then Repeat with Verbs and adjectives.
The 8:08 transistor to London stretched at the platypus under a wonky slate. A workaholic, who was drooped in a bereaved overspill and bloated bosses, glazed onboard and mumbled radiantly to flag a section. Upon skipping down she was connected by a manger, with a cutting halo, who was honouring her schedule that she had ducked. She boiled a little, scanned her thank you. He lived, it sensed like he had wasted to scan something, but didn’t and wangled off. The next mortgage they were sold executing snails.