We walked out of the movies. He said that the film had been watchable yarn and listed some of the problems with it. I bit my lip. I didn’t like people talking about the film at the movies just as I was walking out. We went for a burger, sat on plastic seats opposite each other and still he went on about the film so in a rage – and quite out of character – I threw my diet coke in his face. He retaliated by throwing a punch: the burger falling out of his mouth as he did so. He kind of missed me but it still hurt. He walked out after that. We’re still friends though. I’ll never forget what he said about the movie though.